dragon-of-creation:

Studio Ghibli: the name of our movie would be “Laputa: Castle in the sky”

People who don’t speak Spanish: OH that’s amazing

People who speak Spanish: *choke on saliva* La QUE?!

thebootydiaries:

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding

me: tell me thats not sick

doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

femmesymbiote:

People who liked Venom (2018):
- gays
- monsterfuckers
- ppl who think tom hardy is sexy
- most of the ppl who like the venom comics tbh

People who didn’t like Venom (2018):
- critics
- ppl who don’t like fun i guess
- cowards

rtgrl:

startledoctopus:

ronibravo:

i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said “this is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.” so i thought, “if i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me they’re out of character, because i decide,” and i started planning my first novel. now i’m 23 and i’ve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.

succeed out of spite

livingdeadpoetssociety:

confessionistt:

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps
They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

grumpytrans:

do u ever wonder if 99% of ur followers are either bots or super inactive blogs bc ya boy has a few thousand + nobody is sending asks or talkin to me so……. to the maybe 10 or 11 followers reading this, i love u

novitiate2017:

me whenever i hear a girl with a deep voice talk